The Comedy Behind the Hayden Cam Scandal

For the past 2 weeks we've had an overdose of the Hayden-Katrina sex video scandal. But we can't seem to get enough of it with all the twists and turns. But it's also noticeable that this "tragedy" has its own share of humor.

The first big, fat joke is Senator Bong Revilla when he condemned Hayden Jr. in his privilege speech on May 19 saying "Ang tinutukoy ko po ay si Dr. Hayden Kho who is a pervert of the highest kind, a predator who has no conscience nor respect for women". This could have been a powerful statement had it not come from a person also known as a womanizer. Isn't he showing "no conscience nor respect" for his wife too?

The next joke is on Hayden. when he said "Condemn the sin, not the sinner". So Hayden are trying to say, your sin should be the one held accountable? If that is your rationale then dapat walang mga tao sa mga kulungan. Ganon?

The third joke is Mrs. Irene Kho (Hayden's mom) when she accused Manay Lolit Solis, Senator Revilla Jr., Katrina Halili and even GABRIELA (a militant group helping abused women). It was like she's saying everybody is at fault except her son. She even paints a picture of her Hayden Jr. as “matino, mabait, and disente.” Naku naman Mrs. Kho ikaw yata ang lulong sa droga.

Another joke is Ruffa Mae Quinto who is obviously a participant in one of Hayden's 40 sex videos. Pero cge lang deny to the death pa rin albeit the fact that pictures or even videos of them are floating on the internet. Maybe she's still waiting for their "indie film" to be popularized. Todo na 'to!

And the final joke as of this afternoon was a nasty prank when Hayden Kho Jr. is attending the Senate Hearing and all of a sudden an ex cop identified as Abner Afuang splashed water all over him. He was arrested for this. Kho's lawyers then took this as a chance to reiterate their petition to make the hearing "closed-doors" arguing that their client is also a victim of public hatred and shock. But he should not be shielded from this. In fact, this is the least that he has to go through. This is also a result of his own doing. He may not be responsible for spreading the video but he shouldn't have taken it in the first place.

Aling Dionesia, the Pambansang Nanay

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The Pambansang Nanay, Aling Dionesia is celebrating her 60th birthday today with a debut theme- complete with 18, wishes, 18 Roses, 18 candles, 18 wishes and a 4-tiered fondant cake.

With the Pambansang Kamao's recent astounding victory, his mom, Aling Dionesia dubbed as the Pambansang Nanay has been every bit a part of his fame and glory. And she seems to be the one who's enjoying it the most.

Is it just me or does she really seem to be bordering on her "nutsy" side lately? Maybe she also took a punch from Hatton straight in the head(LOL!) I mean I understand that she was deprived of life's luxuries earlier in her life- and in fact I'm happy with all that she's enjoying right now especially after all the hardship they went through. But she seems to be taking all the attention a little too seriously. Well maybe she really deserves the fame and glory. After all she said "kung walang Pambansang Nanay, walang Pambansang Kamao". Well, there you have it. Very well said from the new "Pambansang Madam".

The Magic of Pacman

After sending the beer-drinking Englishman Ricky Hatton smashing to the canvas in 2 minutes and 59 seconds into the 2nd round, Manny Pacquiao had proved to the world that he is undeniably the best pound for pound boxer in the world. Despite Coach Floyd Mayweather Sr.'s trashy talks and Hatton's aggressive punches. This is Manny's blow to some sour speculations that he may have won against the Golden Boy delaHoya December last year only because delaHoya is no longer as good as he used to be.

But Pacman's powers are not confined to the MGM Arena or any other boxing ring. Only a Pacquiao fight can gather a multitude of people in a gym, in a theater, in a bar or anywhere where there is a TV showing his fight- regardless of class, age and nationality; Like Christmas, Pacquiao can also make the military and the insurgent groups cease fire; and it is also in the duration of a Pacquiao fight we can achieve a zero-crime rate.